onanism

to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc

"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)

by pinkpill December 1, 2004

Oztang

Slang term for Australian hip hop....

Even through his greatest efforts, Craig could not help but embrace the oztang...

by Kase Won April 21, 2006

ostanz

You are the baddest bitch, go and declare your love to your crush

Ostanz is a bad bich

by Bibuz May 14, 2021

Sarnia, Ontario

That one place nobody knows.

Sam: What's Sarnia, Ontario
Tyler: Who knows

by BoiDafaqqq April 27, 2017

conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

high octane

forceful, powerfull, energetic

They chose to run the high octane race.

by Light Joker July 28, 2007

Cambridge Ontario

noun.
pronounced Cahm-brydge

A small city west of Toronto filled with record high teenage pregnancies and drug use, due to boredom. The city is split into three areas (Galt, Preston, and Hespeler) which are constantly feuding over which is more 'Ghetto.' About 90% of the towns population smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and from time to time you can observe them doing so, walking down Queen st (the oldest area in Hespeler, filled with crack heads and junkies.) The favourite food of the Cambridge suburbanites is Twice The Deal pizza.

"Yo man i gotta reach Cambridge Ontario for some blow."

by xChantalx December 9, 2008