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The Ortango 

Bigot 1) Did you hear about John and Rebecca?

Bigot 2) Why yes, I heard they danced the Ortango

Bigot 1) stinky stinky stinky!
The Ortango by TheBigBrain May 14, 2015
The act of performing anal sex in a public bathroom
Bigot 1) Did you hear what John and Sophia were up to last night at the library?

Bigot 2) Yeah, I heard they danced the Ortango

Bigot 1) I'm surprised he got her to do it

Bigot 2) Well it takes two to Ortango
Ortango by BigBrainBoy May 25, 2015

Outangling 

Originally used in the professional bodybuilding arena, “outangling” referred to striking poses while on stage in a competition setting in order to make oneself appear to look better than competitors.

“Outangling” has evolved to be used in common, every day vernacular to refer to positioning oneself relative to the camera lens with regard to your body pose. Simply— maximizing your desirable features and minimizing your less desirable features.

A person who takes good photos isn't always the most attractive, fit, or swole person necessarily -- however just knowing how to rotate and tilt your body in reference to the lens is critical.

Two guys taking a photo together may mean the weaker guy looks better just because he "outangled" the other.
Dude, those guys over there have some fire instagame over there. That photo they took was dope. They’re forsure outangling us.

Otang Hang 

The powerful action of suspending oneself in the air (usually accomplished by hanging from a branch as an orangutan would), in an attempt to relieve one's body of shit and any other elements hiding in the anus. Usually this is exercised by those making an effort to affirm dominance or impress a potential mate. The splashdown power and accuracy of the projectile are considerable aspects when considering the skill of an Otang Hanger. Proper form requires one's legs to be perpendicular to the body as to not drop a mortar in your undies. In the event of one person Otang Hanging onto another person, the victim is required to shamefully wear the feces of the predator on their person for 24 hours.
Example 1:
"Hey where have you been for the past hour?"
"I've been in the woods improving the accuracy of my Otang Hang"
"That explains the bombs I heard going off"

Example 2:
"Wow man you have terrible Otang Hang form"
"Why do you say that?"
"Your fire-mission coordinates sent more bum gravy into your underwear than on my head."
Otang Hang by Massive Ballsack September 25, 2019

octangularhorizontaltriangularprismogon 

the only shape that is impossible to draw, because its to increadible to think of.
a really really difficult shape is octangularhorizontaltriangularprismogon

octangular 

twice as bad as being square. also octagonal.
You may be square to this new music, but your brother is totally octagonal!