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onesome

The act of wordmasturbation/word
I'm going to go have myself a onesome
by Etan September 5, 2003
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out of ones tree

I was out of my tree last night!
<name> is out of his fucking tree!
by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003
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Camp Oneka

Your home away from home with the worlds best people (and food)! There is nothing like oneka it’s the bomb.com and everyone’s favorite place ever it makes you the happiest. The best people at camp are Fie, Liza, Mica, Aislinn, Maddi, Ellie, Lucy, Claire, Maddy, Courtney, Sam, Megan, Celia. Come to camp and you will have the BEST time you are missing out if your not at Oneka sorry.
Wow, I wish I were at Camp Oneka
Omg Oneka girls are soooooo cool
by miguelthepenguin April 19, 2019
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Onesimus

1). A person with deep roots. Every theory an Onesimus

forms about life comes from a profound continuity of

thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to

plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact

considers each minor decision to be tantamount.

2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend
1). -How come he's always so quiet?
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.

2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.

3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus
by deweydare February 6, 2010
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A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.
Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!
by Lynny64 July 15, 2011
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ones and twos

two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos.
Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight.
by kha` May 17, 2004
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black air force ones

The most dangerous type of shoe there is. If a nigga is wearing these, they have probably six counts of murder, shoplifting and home invasion charges under their belt. Avoid them at all costs.
Tyrone: Man that nigga Andre is annoying as fuck.
Jamal: Stay the fuck away from him dude, I saw him rocking black air force ones on the court yesterday.
by caporegime June 8, 2021
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