What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025
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Suck my toes

"Suck my toes" is a phrase for any nigga in the world to say when you piss them the fuck off.
Cameron: "Suck my toes bitch you irritating as hell."
Raven: Cameron what.
by Sage- May 24, 2023
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My left toe

My left toe tastes weird
by Yikesthatsbad October 17, 2020
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Toe my hence!

A proclamation of shock where one must call upon a power higher than him or herself for help in order to remain calm. Same meaning as the following: 1) Oh my God! 2) Good Lord! 3) Jesus Christ! 4) Dear Lord and Savior! 5) Holy Christ above! 6) Barbra Streisand in Yentl! 7) Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! 8) Mother of Holy God! 9) Christ Almighty! 10) Jesus Christ and the Argonauts!
Toe my hence! I thought Kate Hudson's career was over but she is actually really amazing in season 4 of 'Glee'.
by cmb428 November 28, 2012
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Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.
I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.
by Jizzy-G February 14, 2016
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suck on my toes

girl: hey babe suck on my toes

guy: okay lemme go down
by Hahjakwn April 08, 2018
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