The Oink

Another name for the H1N1 Virus.

I was dating this chick and she had a horrible cough, Turns out she had the OINK!

by Deemize November 17, 2009

Oinks

A person who calls oinks on an object, in some cases a person, will have full ownership of said object. Any person who violates the use of oinks is liable to have their oinks privileges revoked.

Oinks is akin to dibs, but more powerful and more permanent.

Also commonly used as seat check.

I got oinks on that beer.

by QuacksisDibs July 25, 2019

Oink

A gay male with hair on the chest and abdomen but limited limb hair. A loose combination of the words “otter” and “twink.”

I met this oink on Grindr and we had the kinkiest sex I’ve ever had. Round 2 tonight.

by Pleasure Doing Business April 27, 2023

Oink

To have sex like a pig, and/or with a pig.
In swedish it allso aceptable to form "Oinka", witch is best translated to english with "to" oink.

I went to the farm to get some "oink",
and swedish:
Jag skall oinka i helgen.

by Lesos September 20, 2009

Oink

An expression that means "This pleases my dick," or "This turns me on".

When Josh showed me that hot lesbian porn, all i could say was Oink because the lesbian ass licking made my pee pee hard.

by Draco McLaffo November 30, 2015

that Oink-Oink

another term for swine flu

"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy got that Oink-Oink joint? They closed the whole school!"

by scottahb May 04, 2009

oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

by Googles December 31, 2004