Oink

A gay male with hair on the chest and abdomen but limited limb hair. A loose combination of the words “otter” and “twink.”

I met this oink on Grindr and we had the kinkiest sex I’ve ever had. Round 2 tonight.

by Pleasure Doing Business April 26, 2023

the Oink

The swine flu. I first saw this in the National Review Online, in an article by Mark Hemmingway, who had the flu and was writing about his experience.

Quote: "I had the Oink and lived to write about it."

by C Goldrup August 18, 2009

Oinks

A person who calls oinks on an object, in some cases a person, will have full ownership of said object. Any person who violates the use of oinks is liable to have their oinks privileges revoked.

Oinks is akin to dibs, but more powerful and more permanent.

Also commonly used as seat check.

I got oinks on that beer.

by QuacksisDibs July 24, 2019

Oink

To have sex like a pig, and/or with a pig.
In swedish it allso aceptable to form "Oinka", witch is best translated to english with "to" oink.

I went to the farm to get some "oink",
and swedish:
Jag skall oinka i helgen.

by Lesos September 20, 2009

Oink

An expression that means "This pleases my dick," or "This turns me on".

When Josh showed me that hot lesbian porn, all i could say was Oink because the lesbian ass licking made my pee pee hard.

by Draco McLaffo March 5, 2016

that Oink-Oink

another term for swine flu

"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy got that Oink-Oink joint? They closed the whole school!"

by scottahb May 4, 2009

oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

by Googles December 31, 2004