A state that wishes it was as badass as Michigan. Hey, we might not have Cedar Point, but at least we're not mostly composed of farmland, cows, and rednecks. Pwned.
Passerby 1: Woah, do you see that dude making out with his girlfriend on the bench over there?
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.
Passerby 2: Yeah, what about i-- HOLY SHIT DUDE, THEY'RE TWINS!
Passerby 3: *barfs up a kidney*
Passerby 2: Damn you, Ohio. Damn you in the ass.
by Asshole May 17, 2004
Get the ohiomug. lts a state..
A state near Michigan..but Michigan is the BEST state in the union by far AND more importantly Michigan did not cost Kerry the Election.
A state near Michigan..but Michigan is the BEST state in the union by far AND more importantly Michigan did not cost Kerry the Election.
person 1 - HEY WHOA DID MICHIGAN JUST GET UGLY?! AND REALLY UNINTELLIGENT ALL AT ONCE?! WTF?! OMG!! MY EYES!!!1
person 2 - Um..no we've crossed the border and are now in Ohio...
person 1 - Ew they do all look like the cast of Drew Carrey and the Drew Carrey cast aren't people-ugly they're Hollywood ugly..
person 3 - and they voted like idiots and should have birth control dumped into the water supply or something so their offspring with their siblings won't vote for bush. ew.
person 2 - Um..no we've crossed the border and are now in Ohio...
person 1 - Ew they do all look like the cast of Drew Carrey and the Drew Carrey cast aren't people-ugly they're Hollywood ugly..
person 3 - and they voted like idiots and should have birth control dumped into the water supply or something so their offspring with their siblings won't vote for bush. ew.
by kater November 3, 2004
Get the ohiomug. unanticipated greeting made when seeing a woman (or man I suppose) who has left their reputation and moral fortitude else were.
by J-bird June 11, 2003
Get the ohiomug. the nickname of a person who moves from a city in ohio to another residential city, such as sioux falls. this person may also be seen as a tool, or just plain dumb to his or her, but primarily his peers.
Ohio, you're such a tool!
by the villian July 24, 2010
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by FishyFrog April 23, 2023
Get the ohiomug. Florida of the midwest.
by rye in frogs July 26, 2018
Get the Ohiomug. The only place with Arctic weather and Summer weather in all four seasons, plus an unnamed fifth season where it rains toothpicks. Home of several big companies and wide fields of crops.
This week's two-day forecast for northern Ohio.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.
by Hnery Derpington III January 26, 2014
Get the Ohiomug.