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Let's take this offline

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.
The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021
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Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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Offline Spammer

Someone that bombards you via the internet while you're not there, thus becoming a chore to reply to.
Back. YOU'RE SUCH AN OFFLINE SPAMMER!
by Shortforagirraffe November 2, 2010
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OfflineTV

A group of YouTubers living in the same house making content for YouTube. Here is a list of the people in OfflineTV.

Lilypichu- Lily Ki
Disguised Toast- Jeremy Wang
Michael Reeves

Scarra- William Jimmy Yee
Pokimane- Imane Anys

Yvonnie- Yvonne Ng
Have you seen the OfflineTV video about slime.
Yeah, it was disgusting. The slime was chunky.
by EpicLLama April 27, 2021
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Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet
We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era
by Bunny83 August 21, 2021
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Going Offline

Someone who stops whatever online activity their to go and masturbate
Person 1: "It's getting late, I'm going offline now"
Person 2: "Have fun"
by Thick_Boy August 27, 2022
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Fall out the officers

Traditional response to a noisy fart in a crowded place, particularly the men's urinals in a military barracks
Brzzzzt (extremely loud farting noise)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)
by Bobbing Around June 29, 2008
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