Offendicitis

The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry.

by r!sk January 31, 2012

Offensive Meme

An offensive meme is a branch of internet meme that has no limits or rules, and therefore any criticism that it is subject to is nullified as long as it is branded an 'Offensive Meme.'

It's an offensive meme, and my private story is called offensive memes. No boundaries here, boomer.

by RoyceTarantino December 19, 2019

recreationally offended

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

by challbruh August 5, 2015

Bobuk offensive philosophy

Offensive philosophy. Control the clock but don’t be afraid to make the big play. Ground and pound on first down with the Stallion. 2 and 6-longer looking to get the ball into the hands of JK underneath or over the top to Nas. Your checkdowns are to Batman or young CJ. No need for Angelo to be busting ass running routes when he’s a dominant pass protector. 3rd and short which we shouldn’t ever be in anyway if we ain’t giving it to Ang then wtf are we thinking? The man can easily average five yards a clip even if he gotta bounce it outside. Run the damn ball between the tackles is a damn straight priority. That’s how you win games bc if y’all can’t stop that then you might as well quit. Make it easy for the QB give him good protection, basic reads, make sure he’s never on his ass. With that theory we’re beating Moon dominating Penn Hills and getting into a shootout with Peters. But nope. God forbid Goater gotta call QB fucking power twenty times a fucking game.

Bobuk offensive philosophy is cheeks

by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020

hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

offenditarian

A portmanteau of "offended" and "humanitarian". It describes someone who has made a lifestyle out of finding deep offense in most any situation. Usually offense is found "on behalf" of other people who represent a definable group that the offenditarian themselves are clearly not a part of.
This is usually to make a display of "solidarity", an important word in the lexicon of offenditarians.
There is a strict hierarchy of human value, with handicapable African American lesbian female gendered womyn taking the top spot, and white cysgendered males being "worth" only 1/16th of the former.
The irony of offenditarianism is that if one becomes offended on behalf of someone higher on the value scale, the person higher up can use that to then become offended by the "patronizing," "colonialist" mindset of the offenditarian.

"Why is that girl running down the street and screaming at the ice cream truck?"
"The driver is wearing all white, a trademark outfit of early 20th Century eugenicists."
"Is the ice cream man a eugenicist?"
"No, but the girl is afraid someone might think he is, she is an offenditarian."

by 8mmDevil October 29, 2011

get oofed

1)
Getting the wind knocked out of you

2)
Getting hit in roblox or getting rick rolled

"Dude did you see what happened to timmy? He got oofed!"

"I am going to get oofed"

"Remember when we played roblox last night? Bob got oofed!"

"My professor oofed me" (vine)

by Chinese babies December 12, 2017