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get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.
(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one
by Luke Harris August 18, 2006
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Jerk off your bf dick

Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me
Let me jerk off your bf dick
by dick booyyyy December 15, 2021
mugGet the Jerk off your bf dickmug.

hop off my tweet dick

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.
Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick
by Brosoph Jones May 15, 2015
mugGet the hop off my tweet dickmug.

off this like soft dicks

Yo boy we off this like soft dicks
by dark desus August 27, 2017
mugGet the off this like soft dicksmug.

Get off my dick

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick
by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024
mugGet the Get off my dickmug.

Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.
David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
by NuvoChic February 14, 2021
mugGet the Off dickmug.

Rolling off your dick

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.
Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.
by M33S February 13, 2023
mugGet the Rolling off your dickmug.

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