Obliviated

Playing the Elder Scrolls: Oblivion while high.

I don't plan on going out tonight. I'm going to stay home and get obliviated.

by Dave LeClair February 18, 2007

Obliviate

A smash of obliterated and oblivion -the net result of too much alchohol consumption. Coined by Mike Oliver, drummer for Dog Fashion Disco.

Man I was SO obliviated last night after drinking that liter of Popov Vodka and gobbling 4 Xanax!

by Stephen Mears November 11, 2003

Oblivious

Unaware.

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are. Someone who's aware that they're the problem is not oblivious to what the problem is.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

Oblivious

Bella

Bella was so oblivious to not realize that two of her friends liked her.

by Coffee_Milk July 4, 2019

oblivi

A unit of measure representing a lack of awareness.

Johann is filled with so much oblivi when it comes to the topic of woodchucks chucking wood. He is totally oblivious.

by kirupac December 24, 2010

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

by bliumchik June 3, 2009