five o'clock shadow whore

A transsexual prostitute.
A transsexual that provides sexual acts for money.

I was almost tempted to approach this woman , until I found out that he was a "five o'clock shadow whore".

by Appoggiaturian March 3, 2011

Six o'clock shandy

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.

They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

11 o'clock smack

If you're up at 11 on a school night, this rule states that your choices become to either whack your dick or go to sleep.

Man, I had myself an 11 o'clock smack last night because I wasn't ready to go to bed.

(talking to prissy girl) Well, it's the 11 o'clock smack, got to go to bed.

by ziggytheman October 23, 2014

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

5 o'clock cheesy shadow

When one develops an orange stain around the lower face after a day of sitting on the couch and eating Cheetos.

The mark of a true couch potato.

Girl 1: I come home from work every day and my orange-faced boyfriend is just sitting there with the remote.

Girl 2: Uh oh, its a 5 o'clock cheesy shadow.

by TheMusicNote18 March 25, 2011

4 o'clock Fever Syndrome

A syndrome that causes fevers occuring every twelve hours at the hours of 0400 and 1600. The cause of these fevers is of unknown etiology and can usually be cured with coca cola.

That kid has 4 o'clock Fever Syndrome.

by NAF July 27, 2006

Fuck This Shit O'Clock

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.

"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."

by MagickDio October 9, 2012