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nonsexual intercourse

hey dude did you have sex yesterday with that chick?

No I had a nonsexual intercourse with myself.
by Doctor wimblebottom February 9, 2010
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Neosexual

FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.

Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.

The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.

The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.

The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.

"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.

"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
He's not a SNAG he's a Neosexual.
by connectjon June 18, 2009
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narsexual

to love onself sexually. narcisstic sexuality.
'lyk om9z0rz. hes zo narsexual! i just wanna stab him.'
by callie and rachel. September 7, 2005
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Neysexual

"Look there at the Neyboy, such grace!"
-Galvão Bueno, known Neysexual rights activist
by urmumgeh August 12, 2020
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namsexual

The sexuality in which one is only attracted to BTS member Kim NAMJOON , also known as RM
A : Oh hey what is your sexuality

B : Oh I’m Namsexual
by Namsexual_me September 30, 2020
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nunsexual

A sexy nun that makes other nuns cum
She came out as nunsexual
by Sexysmith1233 May 8, 2021
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Namesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to people based on their christian name. Attracted either because of the rarity of the name, tone of how it's pronounced, or general sexiness (eg. Spike, it ticks all the boxes)

Namesexuals always like their own name, if they don't like their own name they can't masturbate. So sad.
Guy: hey bro what did you think of Summer? will you go on a second date?
Namesexual: Oh Hell No! that bitch's name sucks dick!
Guy: does that matter?
Namesexual: yeah bro, I'm a Namesexual.
by wizardonacid December 26, 2021
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