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Nutritionist

A young woman who after years of looking good suddenly develops a hankering for conservative politics, incessant Facebook status updates, and ingesting far more calories than necessary. Thus, despite earning money to help people lose weight, their own weight balloons to cartoonish levels. Foods of choice include: cheesecake, cheesecake, and CHEESECAKE.
That girl Megan was so hot in high school. Too bad she's such a nutritionist. Really let herself go.
by superjorge69 November 22, 2016
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mega-nutrition

a delicious candy-bar kind of like twix but 1 is white chocolate &the other is milk chocolate. they are energy enhancers.
Have you tried that mega-nutrition? IT REALLY GIVES YOU A BOOST!
by up_for_sale January 15, 2004
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Nutritionized

Properly Nutritionized my body.
by What_is_a_ pseudonym April 7, 2021
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Nutritionista

Someone who is highly interested in healthy eating, nutrition, natural living and wellness. This person might also be well-read on topics like vitamins, supplements, natural remedies, whole-body wellness, fitness, etc. Basically, someone who wants to live healthy through eating healthy.
My sister the "Nutritionista" - she shops at Whole Foods, is always drinking water, does yoga, takes lots of vitamins. Damn, her skin looks great for her age...
by The Tie-Dye Lady November 29, 2011
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Nutrition

boy 1: "Last night I spelunked a floosie."

boy 2: "Man, that's nutrition."
by Nutritious Arthur Paige November 23, 2003
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Nutrition

A concept entailing if one has an opportunity to eat any type of food for a cheap amount of price, then they must eat as much as possible even if a feeling of fullness arises, for the possibility of not being able to eat at a later moment in time is a very probable possibility. Certain foods have certain amounts of nutrition. Nutrition's units are a function of time and energy. 5 minutes of energy from a certain type of food is considered one newt. 1 hour of energy from a certain type of food is considered one nut. from the Latin based "JHO" language.
"You can't simply spell nutrition without 'nut'"
by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019
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Nutritionicism

- Belief that your own nutritional diet is in every way, shape or form better then someone else'.
- Being certain that only people of your nutritional diet are right, and the opposite people are always inherently wrong.
- Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different nutritional diet.
- Excessive nutritional zeal.

(Mostly applies to Vegans always antagonizing meat-eaters for eating meat)
Vegan - You're a hypocrite for eating meat but also protesting animal abuse!
Meat Eater - Just because I don't like the animals getting abused doesn't mean I can't eat meat...
Vegan - OMG, that isn't even close to a response, like.. You're so wrong and I'm right!
Meat Eater - You're such a Nutritionicst...
Vegan - What's that?
Meat Eater - You don't know what Nutritionicism is!? Just look it up on Urban dictionary..-
by JAckKSpaRrrwoOwW April 20, 2020
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