Nutcracker

That will be your mouth.

Listen asshole just shut your Nutcracker.

by Bored!!! February 26, 2009

Nutcracker

Placing your scrotum into someones mouth, them proceeding to punch the top of their head as hard as you can in a downwards motion.

Paul: I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Even if you do, you'll never have the balls to do it again.

Silas: Oh yeah!? Well I'll be getting a Nutcracker TONIGHT!

by Butt Hed March 19, 2009

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

Glazed Nutcracker

A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.

Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.

by Thecrazednutcracker January 3, 2019

Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina

-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?

by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011

son of a nutcracker

it`s a polite way of saying son of a bitch

you hit your thumb with a hammer

and you say son of a nutcracker

by jschli6 March 7, 2014

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021