At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.
by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009
Get the fuck a monkey's nutmug. Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.
by GotShh? July 6, 2014
Get the got them monkey nutsmug. Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!
by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007
Get the worthless as a barrel of monkey nutsmug. Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
Get the picking nuts out of monkey shitmug. This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.
"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"
"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"
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"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"
"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"
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"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"
"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008
Get the sum bitch pile monkey nutsmug. you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.
by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008
Get the dirty monkey nut sperm surprisemug. 