nurfin 

Not a damn thing!

Whatcha doin? NURFIN

nurfin by sweet_precious November 14, 2013

Nursing Home Combo Platter 

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.

Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."

Nursing Home Combo Platter by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008

nurkin 

nurkin' is a 60's term meaning fucking cool!

usually used as a joke because its a pretty dumb word

"nurrrrkkkinnnn"

"fuckin nurkin man"

nurkin by MegBakahh July 19, 2007

nursing home 

a place where people go to die

Bill: I am about to die so I paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.
Nils: You Special Special boy!

nursing home by HeRR! January 4, 2004

Nursing Home 

1.) probably the worse place on the planet to ever work at, that is if you are a c.n.a. it is run by the r.n. and those godawful l.p.n.'s who think they are so intelligent because they pass oral meds all day long.2.) A place where you will come home with shit on your uniform because some nasty ass son of a bitch decided to shit on you 3.)also employs many street niggers who think they are the 'shit' and act as if they own the place. On top of that, they hate any white employee who actually has a future and didn't get knocked up at 13. 4.) A godforsaken hellhole 5.) A place where not one c.n.a. can be found, because those worthless employees flee the scene in a moment's notice in order to get their 3-hr cigarette break.

If you just got your c.n.a. license, don't ever work at a nursing home, unless you want to be disrespected 24/7 by the worthless nurses who are not capable of working anywhere else.

Nursing Home by krh90 September 27, 2009

Nurin 

She may look beautiful, kind, nice, timid, cute. But in the inside, she ain't one. She's very clingy, and always very sensitive. She's very offensive if you get to know her. She likes to give a bitch face. She will badmouthed you. But if you're friends with her, be careful. You have like 69% she'll hate or be mean to you. And you have like 21% she'll be nice to you. But she'll be nice :)

Hi, She's nurin you.

Nurin by AloeVeraIsVeryDelicious April 22, 2017

nursing home 

A place where the elderly have to have their butts wiped everyday by some poor CNA and where they listen to lame background music while playing bingo on "activity day."

When my mom gets old enough, Im putting her in a nursing home, fo sho!!!

nursing home by laurenbobauren April 19, 2009