nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others

I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling

by Bumfluff June 25, 2014

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Nalani

Hot as hell. Normally seen with brown hair, natural highlights, and blue eyes. Can be a really big bitch to people who set her off. Short-tempered and likes a LOT of guys. It takes a long fucking time for her to decide which one she truly likes. Can be known as Kryptonite, and gets annoyed when her substitutes can't say her name right. You don't wanna lose this girl when you get her, she can be very romantic, likes long relationships, and is a FUCKING AMAZING kisser! A Nalani can be really REALLY crazy at times, and really flirtatious. People think of her as really weird and judge her a lot, but she doesn't give a single fuck. Really American.

Person 1: Did you see Nalani the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, she is so fucking sexy!
Person 1: I know!

by Kryptonite <3 January 17, 2014

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Neala

A shy, quiet girl who is often very observant of her surroundings. She is an absolute sweetheart and a reliable friend. A real looker but guys are often too worried about making a good impression to make the first move. She is well organised and a good time keeper ;) a fan of sweet animals like cats and intellectual games like Rubic's cubes.

"Mate, go talk to that babe" "dude thats a Neala!"

by Cbtllnj November 23, 2011

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