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A cry of despair.
Bubba pondered the meaning of life, alimony, child support, double-wide re-poed, Firebird transmission leaking a quart a day, paternity suit by the sheriff's wife, infected tattoo from last night courtesy of Mastercard, dry heaves and a monster hangover..."Fuck me now!" he whimpered.
by harry flashman August 5, 2003
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The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch
by RETRO1 May 20, 2009
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showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011
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Can you hear me now?

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The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 4, 2009
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chav-me-now

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a term used by some people to define and verbally irritate a chav without them being aware of the abuse! use at the end of a discussion for full effect.
"look at those bad boys over there, chav-me-now!!"
by Danny 316 October 29, 2006
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Nothing can stop me now

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1) A sentence repeated many times in Nine Inch Nails’ 1994 masterpiece The Downward Spiral that has appeared in later works such as We’re In This Together, Sunspots and La Mer.

2) What people often say when they feel really powerful and unstoppable
Nothing can stop me now
‘Cause I don’t care
Anymore
by sVesti September 27, 2020
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Skype me now

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A common phrase used only by the "smartest intellectuals" who have a learning capacity of that of a 5 year old when they want to call someone on Skype.
Me: *says nothing while online on Skype*
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: no i can't, i'm busy
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: I just fucking said i can't
"Intellectual": aRe We FrIeNdS
by SheepSugary December 12, 2019
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