Nougatory Rape

what some people commits with a snickers... where they stick it up their ass or in their butt hole using it as a very dirty sex toy. now we dont see this as raping the person but more as raping the snickers.

after committing Nougatory Rape some people will place the snickers back in the rapper and give it to a friend. we call these people asshole

by Rachel enjoys candy May 27, 2010

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 August 28, 2006

nougat, please

A nougat interpretation of "N**ger, please." Can be used in place of the racial slur, specifically by mormons. It is also used on door signs when someone needs privacy.

Note: Acceptable for Mormons in the same way that "hecka" can replace "hella" (h-e-double hockey sticks)

Jon: Can I come in, or are you fucking Tammy right now?
Tim: Nougat, please!

CEO of M&M Mars: Do you want to try this new candy bar?
Obama: Nougat, please.

by clairedorman April 20, 2010

Nougatocity

(noun). A heightened yet fleeting state of accomplishment that make you realize how unbelievably unmotivated you normally are.

Wow, eating that cherry pizza really made my nougatocity expose itself in naughty ways.

by DST November 25, 2007

Norgasm

Falling short of what could have been an orgasmic event. A massively disappointing near-miss....

"but just as her cork's about to pop, mum interrupts. Epic norgasm."

by TossMyCaber April 12, 2013

New Mexican Nougat

The process of using mud as a lubricant during anal sex, and then once finished, using your Significant Other's hair as a wipe for it, then to finish it off, give them a rimjob.

Dude, last night was so wild, me and Laura got to try The New Mexican Nougat.

by JOHNNY JACKOOF January 25, 2018

nougat

In reference to genitalia where the nougat is the testicles

dude he just fondled my nougat!

by pogo November 13, 2004