nine months' notice

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007

put on notice

To be warned with no legal or military meaning whatsoever.

Iran has been put on notice for firing missiles.

by doctordoom February 8, 2017

burn notice

when a physician (often a urologist) notifies a patient that they have contracted an STD.

"Good afternoon Mr. Chambers. We have your results. Its Chlamydia"

"Hey! how was your day?"
"not good. Dr. Low gave me a burn notice."

by Jack T.Ripper April 25, 2014

red notice

great movie. also if you do fucked shit and becum criminal I think

Yoooo have you watched that movie bro? It’s called red notice.

by Imaarealperson. November 14, 2021

burn notice

Getting dumped by your significant other, usually with no prior indication things were about to end.

"You hanging out with your girl this weekend?"
"Nah, she gave me my burn notice notice a couple days ago."

by Projekt Defektiv January 1, 2009

Friendzoned until further notice

When someone gets friendzoned but doesn’t accept the rejection properly because the other party is already in a relationship.

I know she’s already got a guy, so I’ve just been friendzoned until further notice.

by This Happened To Me Tho :( January 9, 2018

until further notice

A reference to a time that you avert your eyes from the item you are focusing on and redirect your attention to something further away.

You may not see the horizon until further notice if you are looking at the girls on the beach.

by Funkyoushift June 16, 2023