its not gay if its a threeway 

Sexual intercourse involving 3 people whereby it is not gay as long as there is always 3 people (male or female) participating.

John and Tim had sex last night.

Wow how gay.
Oh wait Paul was there too.
Oh thats fine so, its not gay if its a threeway.

its not gay if its a threeway by Dinosaurs are fun April 18, 2014

totally not gay 

Really, really, ridiculously gay.

Darren: Hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?

Chris: Don't worry brah. You look totally not gay. Chuch.

totally not gay by teh_slops September 9, 2010

it's not gay if you're underway 

Homosexual acts are acceptable - indeed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vessel away from port.

"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he came on my face, but it's not gay if you're underway, am I right?"

it's not gay if you're underway by Cpt. Jack Hoff November 3, 2007

my mom not gay 

When someone calls your mom gay you gotta say my mom not gay you are

Sarah:your mom gay

Erick:my mom not gay

my mom not gay by Oof ur mom gay May 18, 2018

i'm not gay but

Something gay people say.

"I'm not gay but I really want to suck dick."

i'm not gay but by LordBolton October 28, 2013

Im not gay seat 

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

Im not gay seat by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007

"im not gay" hug 

When two men, having a mutual respect for each other, give one another a hug and pat on the back, usually, three times in rapid succession. "pat... pat... pat" which translates to "im... not... gay"

I hadn't seen my friend in so long i hugged him, but i didn't want to seem gay so i have him the "Im not gay" hug.

"im not gay" hug by matt flowers February 13, 2007