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northwestern lehigh school district

a hardly decent school in a little town north of allentown, its called New tripoli. most of the girls and some guys in NW can't live without drama so they flip out over the lamest shit. most of the people in NW are rednecks and/or farmers. NW doesnt even have a pool. and some of our parents parents went to our school in the same building. our school is almost next to a cornfield. our nickname:corn cob high
damnnn those rednecks at northwestern lehigh
by cristin February 8, 2005
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university of northwestern ohio

A college located in Lima Ohio known widely for its high performance motorsports program. the school also offers majors in Auto-tech, Diesel tech, Alternate fuels, HVAC/AC, Toyota T-Ten, and of course bussiness. the school is well known for its less then luxurious dorms and lack of things to do on the weekends. students occupy their free time by working or comsuming dangerous amounts of Pepsi Lite. they also play alot of video games such as Nascar2008.
They have recently brought back collegent sports but none of them are even close to real teams, except the student stock car team and any of the other teams that dont involve a bunch of full grown men that fight over who gets to touch the ball.
the school also owns a 1/4 mile high bank clay oval called LIMALAND
Man i love the university of northwestern ohio,
UNOH is awesome!
Hey buddy, lets go to lima land
by the UNO Racer December 27, 2007
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northeaster

A storm on the Atlantic coast whose center of rotation is just offshore. During the winter these storms can bring heavy snowfall and high winds to New England. Sometimes spelled "nor'easter."
The northeaster brought blizzard conditions to much of New Hampshire on Wednesday.
by MQK January 14, 2008
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Northeasterner

Someone from the northeast corner of the United States (East of Ohio and North of Maryland). Common traits include snobbish elitism, thinking 85 degrees is extreme heat, thinking people in the middle of the country either live in destitute or in the Wild West, being over-the-top and irrational in their sports fandom (particularly Eagles fans), having terrible food tastes, thinking those living in a rural area live in the wilderness, and more

They can be identified by their abnormal accents (especially those from Boston). Synonyms include yankee, east coaster, and New Englander.
Northeasterner: You said you’re from Tulsa, right? You guys still ride hours everywhere? I think I saw that in a documentary.

Other person: Wow, you’re such a northeasterner. You’re so out of touch with your fellow Americans.
by MahomesForMVP November 14, 2019
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northwestern

Northwestern University is a private four-year college located in Evanston, Illinois. Despite a location mere miles from Chicago, the average NU student only makes the trip downtown to get hammered drunk, usually at a concert, club, or Cubs game, although sometimes at a Chicago cultural institution like the Field Museum.

The student body is divided among three social strata. First, fraternity and sorority members that are for some reason much more popular at NU than they ever hoped to be in high school, and eager to flaunt their newfound social superiority. Second, McCormick tryhards that will never touch a drop of alcohol in their college career despite achieving lower GPAs than perpetually-wasted Comm majors. Third (and most prominently), the great unwashed mass of students who do the bare minimum classwork necessary, get drunk on weekends and wonder why they aren't hooking up with anyone without ever actually attempting a kiss.

Athletically, Northwestern's Wildcats tend to fare well in sports that only the players' relatives care about, such as women's lacrosse and tennis. Interestingly, these sports are scandal-prone. In any given year, one may find pictures of scantily-clad Northwestern female athletes wearing thongs -- of either kind -- gracing the pages of the Internet. Revenue sports (football and basketball) remain poor year after year, despite being the only events students actually care about.

Northwestern is famous for its graduates who have gone on to pursue careers in showbusiness, and many students come to NU with interests in the arts. Unfortunately only 1/100 of these students actually make money upon graduation. The rest commit suicide or become strippers.

Real classes at Northwestern (i.e., not School of Comm) are relatively difficult, as the administration tries desperately to prove the school's academic mettle by assigning too-low grades, ignoring the fact that no matter what, NU will never have a reputation on par with the Ivy League schools it strives to emulate.
Northwestern? Is that that shitty school in Boston?
by Henry S. Bienen January 6, 2008
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Northwestern sludge bomb

The act of letting a woman who has diarrhea shit on your face after you ejaculate into her anus
Man, I totally got northwestern sludge bombed by stacy the other day
by TotallyNotA_Normie January 13, 2021
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Northwestern Carwash

In a communal shower or locker room, a group of 4 (minimum) to 20 people stand nude in the shower spinning in alternating directions. The “automobile” must walk through the gauntlet while being rubbed by the nude rollers.
Hector fumbled on the 3 yard line. I know he’s upset, but he totally earned his Northwestern Carwash
by Donkeyboy32 July 9, 2023
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