noodlemeat

Limp dick . still soft after multiple attempts to create an erection

Amber tried hooking up with Ryan but she said he had a bad case of noodlemeat .

by Poisonivyxoxo12 October 8, 2015

noodleness

Having the qualities of a noodle

See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!

by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

noodlegamer

The best person alive

Man, your such a NoodleGamer

by RuzzyTheFuzzy March 29, 2018

Noodlea

When you were gonna type noodle but you fuck up because there's tears in your eyes cause you've been crying all fucking day. The meaning later became altered to just being really sad.

Alonna: I feel pretty noodlea
Melani : I feel you, noodlea hours

by Magical.tragedy April 28, 2018

Noodlehead

A polite way of calling someone a Dickhead.

“Those kids are serious Noodleheads! They wont listen and keep throwing stuff out the window!!”

by DeanWinchester_1 September 25, 2018

noodlear

One who makes oddles of noodles

Im studing to be a noodlear.

by Noodlear January 8, 2019

noodleheimer

noodleheimer

noodleheimer is a word that replaces semi-curse words like Blarney, darn it, or Oh crap!

by Pachee April 24, 2019