Nobody

You. End of story.

The fact that you just looked up what "nobody" means tells me you are the dumbest nobody who has ever lived.

by Yopmail User August 16, 2022

nobody cares

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel

girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*

by #bossassbitch June 2, 2014

Nebrotiation

Ne-bro-tiation is a dialogue between two drunk buddies (Bromance), intended to resolve disputes, to produce an agreement upon who is a hottie and who is a shotty, to figure out who has to land on the grenade, to bargain for individual dibs, or to craft outcomes to satisfy various sexual interests. It is the primary method of drunken dispute resolution.

Nebrotiation occurs in bars, clubs, and anywhere that alcohol is consumed.

The study of the subject is called Nebrotiation theory. Professional nebrotiators are often specialized, such as island hottie nebrotiators, peace nebrotiators, hostel bitch nebrotiators, or may work under other titles, such as diplomats, legislators, engineers or brokers.

As the night of partying was coming to an end Dom and Bob needed to have a nebrotiation about who was going to "take one for the team" and land on the grenade.

by TurboMac July 8, 2010

Noro

A kind, generous person. One of the best you'll ever meet. They are amazing to be around.

"Hey, have you talked to Noro?"
"Yeah, they're so nice"

by katsudon99 October 19, 2020

nobocall

It happens to everyone these days: You answer the phone and no one's there. It's an automated call (aka: robocall) but they don't have an operator available to take the call when you pick up so you're greeted with silence. The call usually terminates automatically after a few seconds.

Who just called?

Nobody. It was another nobocall.

by dmacktx May 12, 2019

nobnoyds

A way for misspelling "nobody" but saying it in a funny way. (No-BEN-Oi-eds)
Another definition:
A way of saying someone is stupid.

You guys are a bunch of nobnoyds

by DudyDude69 October 9, 2019

Nobody

Nobody is special lmfao

I am nobody. Nobody is special, handsom , long dicked, and is a god at among us

by pseudonym ツ October 26, 2020