nardwuar

THE human serviette
the most awsome dude ever

nardwuar is the coolest dude ever
doot doola doot doo... doot doo

by me April 4, 2005

narda

beautiful person, who doesn't know it.

"Ouch, I look like shit today."

"No, ugh you're a narda."

by bigcitydreams_x3 June 3, 2009

nardies

High school (and sometimes college) boys who like sports, are generally huge assholes, get really drunk, say things like "damn son!", and are disrespectful to girls.

Typical nardy conversation:
Nardy 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night!"
Nardy 2: "I know. I fucked insert random girl"
Nardy 1: "Damn son! Who was it?"
Nardy 2: "You know, just some bitch."

Typical girl conversation:
Girl 1: "Hey, I'm having a party tonight."
Girl 2: "Ew, can we not invite the nardies? I'm actually trying to have fun."

by daaaaaaaaaaana December 25, 2007

nards

1. A different, funny way to say "nuts"

It hurts to get kicked in the nards.

by Disco_Bandit February 15, 2006

nards of doom

Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.

Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.

by t September 7, 2004

nardonic

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.

\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).

by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

Nardfarmer

Someone who at the sight or even the thought of a pair of testicles gets overly exited. If the testicles are particularly smelly or sweaty the senses go into overload and the exitement turns into obsession. This person becomes compelled by sensory overload and desires nothing more than to fondle, tickle, violently sniff, and in most cases to suck on gonads.

Andrew: Did you see Ryan starring at John's package

when he was changing after practice it was

like he was hypnotized.

Mike: I saw him doing it last week too except he was

drooling.

Andrew: Man I always new he was a nardfarmer.

by ChasmBlaster August 29, 2011