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No Pants 'O Clock 

The period between 5:45 and 6:45 in which ladies and gentlemen are encouraged to remove their trousers and pantaloons and relish in festive celebration.
No Pants 'O Clock may take place during the AM or the PM.
Guys! It's 6:30! We're missing No Pants 'O Clock!

King of No Pants 

A declaritive statement for when a person is not wearing pants. Person can or cannot be drunk, but typically, they are drunk. Can also be Queen of No Pants if one is a female.
Chris proclaimed himself as the King of No Pants, while drunk on Bacardi 151 with his pants off.
King of No Pants by Kouryou November 22, 2004

no pants romance 

When a couple is in a romance simply for the sex. A couple who are in this type of relationship are usually socially with drawn or when with people can't keep there hands off of each other. And actually aren't even that fond of each other just each others genitalia
Guy 1:Yeah Dan was cool till he started going out with cyndie now i don't even see him any more.
Guy 2: yeah man totally a no pants romance.

No pants time 

When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.
Jamal: hey Tyrone

Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)
No pants time by friendlyleader November 9, 2019

No-Pants Wednesday 

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.
Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

No Pants 

Nickname for someone who regularly or consistently loses the coverings of their nether regions after a long night of hard partying, usually the result of a series of poor choices accompanied by the consumption of great amounts of alcohol.
"Must have been some party last night, huh, No Pants?"

"Hey look, it's Krissee Parker "No Pants!"
No Pants by Hermo109 October 16, 2007