Nomogram

1. When someone sends you food in the mail. Most often refers to homemade baked goods shipped to college kids who can't cook for themselves.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend just sent me these chocolate chunk brownies!

Guy 2: You always get the best nomograms!

by Elemental9000 October 21, 2010

Neomorph

A type of Xenomorph from the Alien Franchise. It looks like a more Organic kind of Xenomorph. They are born from this fungus plant that emits spores if it is disturbed or touched. The spores find the thing who disturbed it or touch it, then it goes through a opening in that living thing like the ears or nose. Then after a hour or two the Neomorph or which called the Blood Burster or Dorsal Burster, bursts out of the back or the host pukes it out depending on what opening the spores have entered. The Baby Neomorph attacks anything thats living around it. After a few hours the Baby Alien grows into a Neomorph. They are very whitish pink. They also don't have that inner jaw, instead they have there jaw push out. There mouth is basically invisible when they have it closed. And finally, The Neomorph makes chitter noises and sometimes alien shrieking noises.

"Crap! A Neomorph killed Bob!"

by kewldinogirl November 22, 2018

nomoreschlatt

THE BEST TIKTOKER EVER???? THE BEST PERSON EVER?? YEAH??? WE STAN?? YEAH??? YEAH???

Nomoreschlatt is the best person in the world and her followers/moots are the 2nd best people in the world.

by starts with an s 😩 June 28, 2021

nomorekarl

IT IS JUST FUCKING NOMOREKARL

"Imagine not being mutuals with nomorekarl."

by Mutuals September 5, 2021

Nomophobia

Short for no-mobile-phone phobia, this is the constant fear of not having service and according to researchers in the UK a whopping 50% of people have it. Third world…we apologize.

-"i LITERALLY cant survive without my phone i have Nomophobia the fear of no service or phones!"

by LightningThunda November 3, 2014

nomonym

When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things.

"This tuna tastes just like your mom."
"Dude, that's a nomonym!"

by Harlo37 April 27, 2010

nomonia

Dreaded disease caused by a lack of capital. Pronounced "no-MONEY-ah", punning on "pneumonia", its symptoms are: complaining about how broke one is, loss of weight because of a lack of food to eat, and general nastiness until the next paycheck comes.

A week before payday, I always come down with nomonia.

by pentozali April 9, 2006