nippopotamus

An extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12" in diameter that are visible through her clothes.

"Aw man, did you see our new substitute teacher? That chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her ass around the block a few times."
"Yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! You could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin' deflated basketballs!"
"Now that's a nippopotamus right there."
"Hell yeah."

by LustyPirateWench June 21, 2007

Nippohs

Nipples the size of saucer plates

You could eat off those nippohs.

by MarxistPie December 12, 2008

Nipaphobia

When you are scared shit-less of having your nipples touched or pinched! Or anything else freaky!

I found out that I have nipaphobia after my nipaphilliac girlfriend got touchy with my nipples!

by Cheechcha and Chonga March 3, 2010

nippotle

Nipples that have a sour/spicy taste to them

Oh man, Tom Cruise must be sick of his nippotles.

by ZTG November 11, 2008

Nipploppolis

The name in which one would call a man that has nipples that poke out when they aren't horny. When someone has naturally hard titties.

We call me friend Kyle nipploppolis because his tits are huge and hard.

by Steven Tdawg October 13, 2007

hippo nippos

hippo nippos are male nipples with a cone shape to them and they stick out through your shirt.

Oh my GOD!!!! look at Bobby M's hippo nippos!!!! they are so huge!!! you can see them through his shirt there just so...out there, i mean they're so....BIG!!! looks like one of those, HOMO's boyfriends!!! <BY ALEX T>

by a2daizzo June 2, 2009

nipponsei

nipponsei - the best channel for your anime ost needs~ (leechers' heaven bottlers' hell) <3

how could there be no definition for this before!! <_<

by nixie February 17, 2005