On The Job Ninjury

When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.

Doug: "Where's Fred today? I didn't see him in his newly bloodstained cubicle!"
Ernest: "That bastard was attacked by ninja's yesterday, hence the blood stains."
Doug: "being a victim of an On The Job Ninjury is awful. this has been a Public Service Announcement..."

by Deadweight01 January 12, 2008

ninjer

another word for a oriental soldier known as a Ninja. As used in the song "Ninja" by "Insane Clown Posse"

"yeah, yeah, im a ninjer, FACK THAT in a wicked clown bxtchboy ha ha ha ha!"

by cl9ud October 26, 2003

ninjury

(n.) harm or damage done by a ninja

My friend obtained a ninjury over the weekend. He did make it.

by Lamvao September 30, 2007

Ninjury

To be physically damaged by a ninja.

"Sorry boss, I wont be in work today, I have a severe 'ninjury' ."

by Omegatron Hard'mofo'castle September 5, 2011

ninjury

1. An injury suffered while attempting something beyond one's ability. (Often preceded by "Hey, check THIS out!")

2. An injury suffered without the knowledge of the injured party. Possibly caused by ninjas.

1. "Hey, check THIS out; I'm gonna jump this ditch!" *SPLAT* "Dude, you OK? That's a pretty heinous ninjury!"

2. "Dude, where'd you get that cut?" "Beats me, some kind of ninjury."

by High C September 23, 2012

Ninjer

A ninjer is a special order of ninja that comes from Texas. A ninjer can beat any ninja or any pirate, for that matter.

Chuck Norris is a Ninjer

by Mitchell's Mom April 24, 2006

Ninjury

A Ninja related injury.

For example, "playing with ninja stars may result in serious ninjury"

by Salenza August 23, 2009