When you take a particularly nasty shit in the bathroom of someone you hardly know, then tell no one, like a true ninja master.
Holy shit dude, I am pretty sure that Rachel's friend whatsherface, ninja deuced us last night. Thats the last time i have her friends over for Mexican food, twat.
by Arsenal89 August 15, 2008
Get the Ninja Deuce mug.When one is taking a "dab" of wax or hash oil and a fellow stoner at the last minute "throws" or "drops" a FAT ASS piece of wax on top on what you are already smoking. It is silent and therefore deadly, making it the "ninja dab"
" damn bro, last night the homie gave me a Ninja dab while i was taking a dab' rest in peace to myself ! "
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Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.
Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!
by RyukendenHayabusa March 13, 2013
Get the Ninja defuse mug.A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.
by Rastadubb August 25, 2009
Get the Ninja Doser mug.A telephone call originated from an alternate number in order to disguise the caller's identity and/or intent.
"Jimmy tried to skate on me for a month of utilities and wouldn't call me back, but I finally bagged him with ninja digits from the conference room line at work."
"Have you heard about the new iPhone app that throws ninja digits? Dude, you can call from any friggin' number you want!"
"Have you heard about the new iPhone app that throws ninja digits? Dude, you can call from any friggin' number you want!"
by Slithorex March 8, 2010
Get the ninja digits mug.Ninja driving is the phenomenon that occurs when you kind of know where you are, and you kind of know where you are going, but you have no idea how to get there. Then, by harnessing what can only be called "the force," you end up at the predetermined destination.
Many people have experienced ninja driving without knowing its name. Others have been trained by ninja driving masters. The concept of ninja driving can be extended to include ninja walking, ninja biking, ninja scootering, and possibly ninja public transportationing.
Many people have experienced ninja driving without knowing its name. Others have been trained by ninja driving masters. The concept of ninja driving can be extended to include ninja walking, ninja biking, ninja scootering, and possibly ninja public transportationing.
Say you are downtown, and you need to get somewhere in the suburbs that you have never been before. You're going off the grid system, yikes! You only have an address -- no directions. You decide to ninja-drive there. While ninja driving, you use landmarks and a trained sense of intuition and end up where you want to be. You never call for directions, you don't use the internet, and you never consult a map. You arrive at your destination.
Person: "Did you get directions off the internet?"
You: "No, I ninja-drove here."
Person: "Did you get directions off the internet?"
You: "No, I ninja-drove here."
by katelynR December 10, 2008
Get the ninja driving mug.A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
by Pat Hamm April 30, 2006
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