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Niles West

It is a high school in Skokie, IL. It is a semi-suburban high school in Cook County, very close to Chicago. It is a high school that is shared between Skokie, Lincolnwood, Niles, and Morton Grove. Niles North and Main East are the other high schools within that area of the Chicagoland area, but that's a whole different story. Niles West does a good job at disciplining students because punk ass teenagers so close to Chicago need plenty of discipline at that age. The faculty tries to show you what life is like after high school as an attempt to show the reality of the world. It is a great place once you finish your freshman year which is pure torture when you are under developed, smaller, and don't know what the hell is going on. But for the latter 3 years of high school, it runs much more smoothly.
Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Ross: Well, all students at Niles West had to read Lord of the Rings. O wait, or is that Lord of the Flies?
by FriendsFan2005 August 23, 2009
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West Nile snatch

In reference to any diseased-ridden vaginus; by definition, any female genitalia harboring a minimum of 4 STD's; in certain contexts can be used in reference to a female mosquito.
Boner: "Son, it is very important that you always wear a condom when you are fornicating with one of your concubines."

Son: "Don't worry Dad. I'm just intercoursing with the harlot who lives down the street. She's on birth control!"

Boner: "Oh no son. You should at least triple wrap before planting your tree in that West Nile snatch."
by Jared Saltalamacchia February 16, 2008
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float a baby down the nile

I'm just going to float a baby down the nile
by Bill Odey December 23, 2006
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Nile

a strong sexy beast that can kick anyones ass to shit. hes awsome at guitar and all the girls want to suck and fuck hes dick.
Damn, Nile is a super sexy beast.
by Tom Slafer September 9, 2009
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Nilesh

(adj) extremely handsome, drop dead gorgeous, undoubtedly sexy...usually used to describe a person who displays insanely beautiful qualities of both looks and persona...
Jill is nilesh, like the most nilesh anyone can ever be. Jack will never be as nilesh as Jill; ergo, Jill will reign superior in her outstanding nilesh-like qualities as Jack laments over his ugliness and kills himself.
by Nilesh Parikh December 28, 2005
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Niles

Hot,pimp,musclar,dead sexy beast. Pimps all da bicthes.
I wish i was a Niles so I could pimp all da girls!!!
by LA!! April 26, 2005
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Nolex

Dude, nice watch...

It's a Nolex, bought it from a guy on the corner for $100
by B. Hanback January 9, 2009
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