Nigguistics

The accepted term describing the dialect and speech of modern African-Americans. ebonics

LaMichael: Ayyy bruh, You been heard Jamal talk???
Darryl: Oh yeah bruh, him nigguistics be goin ham!

by DaMostBestest October 4, 2011

niggeritis

As having "niggeritis", a direct allusion to the laziness of Africans or west Indians.

That boy has niggeritis all he does is lay around all day watchinng tv & sleeping.

by tomas jones May 29, 2005

Niggerstick 2069

The greatest wand that ever existed. Better then fucking Harry Potter's wand. It allows the holder to summon the world's largest penis, 16 inches. Only one niggerstick exists. It is under the current ownership of the Chief Bro Justice. The niggerstick can do anything do not doubt it.

blitzkrieg: lemme look in my spell book
15:19 blitzkrieg: chinktitis nigglosa
15:19 blitzkrieg: try that one
15:21 blitzball574: Chinktitis Nigglosa!
15:21 blitzball574: fuck dude i dont think im casting it right
15:21 blitzkrieg: dude ur wand fukin sucks
15:21 blitzkrieg: u need to get the new niggerstick 2069

by Brocouncil December 9, 2008

Niggeritis

The immediate crippling effects from smoking Marijuana that prevents one from taking part in daily activities.

More directly refers to any person whose stature resembles one of an african american who has no job and contributes nothing to society

"Dude, I have such bad niggeritis that I can't go to class today."

Mom: "Why don't you do something and go take out the trash."
Son : "Can't mom, Got the niggeritis."

"Man, I shouldn't of taken that last bong hit, now I have niggeritis."

by M.D Rice January 28, 2008

niggeritis

To be so lazy in life that you get fired from work and or cant complete anything even the most simplest tasks in the world.

Yo dawg I got fired again at my job. Ya? What happened this time? Well the boss man said I most laziest person he had ever seen before that I must have had a bad case of niggeritis.

OR

My parents asked me to helped them lift some boxes and I told them I had niggeritis.

OR

The door bell rang and I couldn't even get up to answer the door. I had the worst case known to man of niggeritis.

by Jimmy Knows February 27, 2008

niggeritis

niggeritis is a rare disease contracted by any organism that comes into immediate contact with a black person.

niggeritis can be caused by the exchange in bodily fluids or sexual activity with black individuals .
there is no known cure for niggeritis , victims usually die within a month of contracting the disease , victims experience nausea , vommiting and their skin usually turns black , oh and ofcourse they stink to high heaven just like niggers do .

did you hear what happened to poor John ?
what ?
he caught niggeritis from fucking that Shaniqua girl down the road .
the girl who's father went to prison for murder ?
yeah that one

by the-pace-maker March 2, 2019

niggeritis

Swelling or inflammation of the nigger.

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, my fingers and hands became itchy, swollen and red. I must have niggeritis.

My esophogus became itchy and tight and it became difficult for me to breathe after drinking a gallon of Koolaid. I must have niggeritis.

by D'Queishanique December 26, 2007