Officer Doum Bass asked the boys which
one of them was buying the weed for their boss?
The boys looked confused so Officer Bass clarified by stating "I clearly heard one of you mention a nickel sack"
They replied "Officer, we were talking about that guy
over there who was blaring Nickelback on his stereo. Nickel sacks don't exist, now get your
stupid ass out of here."
Faced with the embarassment of the situation Officer Bass shot both of the boys and dropped a baggie of weed with a nickel in it on each of their bodies.