This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
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1. One's full name, or the expansion of one's nickname.
2. A nickname that is an artificial expansion of one's real name.
1. One's full name, or the expansion of one's nickname.
2. A nickname that is an artificial expansion of one's real name.
A: Bobbie? Is that a nickname?
B: No, it's her nicholasname. Her nickname is Bo.
His real name is Harvey, but we call him Harvolomew for short.
B: No, it's her nicholasname. Her nickname is Bo.
His real name is Harvey, but we call him Harvolomew for short.
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Get the nicholasname mug.An MTV RW and Challenge series cast member who frequently degrades women with the belief that he's entitled to demonstrate superiority being part of the 'greater species'. This little bitch cries when he's tasked to complete challenges that involve changes in barometric pressure i.e. underwater dives & uphill climbs. He literally curls his herculean body into the fetal position and screams a high-pitched banshee scream and lashes out at onlookers who are in disbelief of the pitiful sight, hypocrisy and piss poor sportsmanship. Oddly, he also restricts his dating pool to an incestuous subset of only MTV cast members and turns hateful once the relationship fizzles out.
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Get the zach nichols mug.A boy's name. If you're friends with a Nicholas, never let him go. His love and companionship is something rare. Nicholas means victory of the people, but honestly, it's different from who they really are. Nicholas's are typically different from everybody else. They are handsome, and their laughs can rock your world. They can never fail to make you smile. To be honest, Nicholas is a very smart person, who tends to be lazy. His constant pranks and jokes can make for a good time, and can make him the subject of the majority's scorn or dislike. Nicholas's, or Nicks have a strong sense of pride and aren't afraid to fight for what he wants or loves, but he does know when to stop. Nicholas's are very smart, but lazy, which can frustrate his friends. But more than anything, he is loved, and he is loving. Nicholases can sometimes be shy.
Nicholas found her crying and swore that he would never let someone hurt his friend.
He had longish brown hair, eyes so dark you'd swear they were black, and a permanent, mischievous smirk.
Nicholas simply said "I tried. She's pretty, smart, and funny, but she said no. And I'm okay with that. So shut up." She was listening, and had to hold back tears as he said this. She knew shed made the wrong decision.
He had longish brown hair, eyes so dark you'd swear they were black, and a permanent, mischievous smirk.
Nicholas simply said "I tried. She's pretty, smart, and funny, but she said no. And I'm okay with that. So shut up." She was listening, and had to hold back tears as he said this. She knew shed made the wrong decision.
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Get the Nicholas mug.Guy 1: "Hey that Nicholle chick is a sexy beast, aye?"
Guy 2: "No shit dumbass thats why her name is Nicholle."
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