Newton

A new 1000 kg.

I just got a newton of work to do. Again. (sigh)

by Jacks ass August 11, 2009

Newton

1. Scientist and mathematician who really discovered the laws of gravity, also the President of the Royal Society from 1703-1727 as well as inventing calculus

2. Kilogram meter over square second (kgm/s^2)

Newton may have thrown Hooke’s picture into the fire.

by Fluthy February 2, 2020

Newton

Newton discovered the force of gravity and takes photos of certain teachers.

Newton has millions of photos of you

by Donald Biden November 22, 2020

Newton

Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees

Newton is just soooooooooooooo swag

by newt0n April 20, 2021

Newton

Bum ass nigga that makes no bread. Also has a short man dressed in a wig as a girlfriend. Most likely to be the III.

That nigga Newton cant play basketball for shit.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Newton

Newton for a name means that they are very smart and talented. Often lack in sports, but would dominate everything else.

Newton is the best name to give someone who is superior in everything other than sports.

by Fueovkznsm November 23, 2021

Newton

Generic name for places.

The best place called Newton is Newton, South Lanarkshire. Though I have not gone to any other Newtons, so don’t take my word for it.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024