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A loser who is obsessed and attracted to an ugly Toad named Newt from the maze runner series.
They say things like:

•Cutie Newtie With A Booty
•Omg Newt Is So Hot
•Im So Newtsexual That I'm Getting Called Out
by GELLATIN January 20, 2021
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Figgy Newts

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a rightious man. Cool person to hang around, knows how to have a good time. The strong silent type - quiet exterior. Very huggable, cute/nice.
nice to cuddle with-spoon?
smart/funny when u get to know him. Great person to get to know, and to talk to. listens well.
by Mahamad December 14, 2003
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Newts wife

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Not Melie’s wife
Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.
by Sperm killer March 30, 2021
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newtsb4e

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@newtsb4e is a popular Roblox TikToker and in march to April her account grew very fast . Her videos are super cool 💗 she has 11.1k on TikTok (9th July 2021)
@newtsb4e is a popular Roblox TikToker and in march to April her account grew very fast . Her videos are super cool 💗 she has 11.1k on TikTok (9th July 2021)
by TikTok famouser July 9, 2021
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Newt and Stiles’s fbi boyfriend (canon)
A very cool dude 😎😩
Is very gay 🥺
Is allergic to cats and semi allergic to dogs

Has AMAZING head cannons
Literally will not shut up about Newsies 🙄🤚
Made a whole other TikTok account just to reply to comments because he’s weird like that and he got comment banned on his main account 💀

Wears very cool glasses 😎
Is very gay 🥺
Ok that’s all I should probably go to bed now but you’re welcome bestie 😩 -your favorite mutual (@sabrina_blake_obrien)
Did you see @newtsboys new post? Yeah I did. He’s all over my fyp.
by Sabrina 😩 July 29, 2021
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Newts

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A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.
How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!
by Max Mason August 6, 2023
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"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"

-RORY

"Fig Newts"

-PAM
by *PJP* October 31, 2011
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