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newspaper (verb)

newspapered, newspapering

Verb

To create (a note, letter, or written message) partially or entirely from pieces of text or images taken from different sources, especially to conceal the creator's identity.
The ransom note was newspapered together using magazine clippings.

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Newspaper

A newspaper is a rich man's blog
We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink
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Newspaper water

The waste that’s excreted from a news paper after it has been read
Freins:the house is on fire!!!
Me: shut up, theirs newspaper water on the couch.
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Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.
"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"
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The newspaper boy

When you’re fucking your girl on Sunday so you have to throw the New York Times at her face because you are the fucking mailman. She dies on impact.
I was giving my girl the newspaper boy on Sunday
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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
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free newspapers

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him
by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003
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