newlywed game

A game that you play with a friend with benefits, boyfriend or girlfriend, or partner to see how your relationship is going to turn out.

How to play

Ask each other questions such as where would we go on our first date, what would we do, why do u like me or love me and etc.

Boyfriend- hey bae you wanna play the newlywed game.

Girlfriend- sure you go first.
oyfriend- would we make out on our 2nd date and where.
Girlfriend- yeah and in the back of your car.

by laughter so hard July 25, 2014

newly renovated

A term used to describe every hotel known to man, regardless of when, or if, it was ever actually renovated.

"I just got back from my trip to Shreveport. The hotel website said that it was newly renovated, but my TV had rabbit ears!"

by inksterboy July 17, 2007

newland

When a chick takes a drink out of your glass right after giving some douchebag a blow job and leaving a cum ring around the lip of it.

Dude, that skank just newland my beer.

by richardhead13 April 22, 2010

Newlyweds

Dumb-asses, no other words needed.

"Hey, our buddy just got married to Sarah."

"What a dumb-ass!"

by Michael Rodriguez July 2, 2005

Newly Wed Syndrome

When a couple gets together and they are disgustingly clingy and cutesy with each other.

"Oh they totally have newly wed syndrome."

by Zewitty September 8, 2018

newly divorced

When Karen takes the kids and leaves you sad and alone.

Hey,bud!
Hey!
Me and Karen divorced and got full custody over the kids!
Newly divorced too,huh?

by BigBoyImalexx November 23, 2019

Nehlyn

Nehlyn is a poor girl who have simp, she always getting bullied, its normal cause she have no braincells and sometime she kinda have monke brain,other than that she have no anything special except being a bully material

Monke:nyaaaaaaa= nehlyn

by Kurai No Mirai March 6, 2021