Mike Newell

Possibly the most astoundingly shit director who ever lived. He has crucified such shit films as Harry Potter The Goblet of Fire, Mona Lisa Smile and Pushing Tin, not as if the last two films were going to be good anyway. He completely hashed GoF, and i have no doubt he will continue to take a steaming shit on good scripts in the future as long as he breathes the air to which he is unworthy.

Person 1: Oh look, Mike Newell! Hey, i've got something for you.
Mike: Hello there! Yes, of course i'll accept your present, but what is it?
Person 1: It's a baton so you can sodomize yourself after you've raped yet another shit film and screwed the public out of their money.

by Fu Manchu May 20, 2006

Neeeyaaahhhh

When you want to just scream Nigger into a crowd but don't want your ass beat. You can scream Neeeyaaahhhh instead to imply you're screaming Nigger but can then just pretend that you didn't and tell everyone you just screamed some jibberish.

Friend 1: Man, there is like 200 people at this conference.

Friend 2: Yea and look at all these Black people.

Friend 1: Neeeyaaahhhh!

Friend 2: Ahahahahaha

by JB Homeslice October 9, 2008

newegged

The act of useing Newegg.com to look up something or to buy something. See googled

I just newegged a new HDD.

by Findilis March 2, 2009

Newell

A person that cares for all those around them. Someone who knows the meaning of trust and takes it seriously. Someone that loves with everything they have. A special person. Easy to love.

Forget those other guys, I'm waiting for a Newell.

by ShadowWolfLover September 9, 2010

newsy

A slang word originated in Philadelphia meaning nosey (to be peroccupied with someone elses affairs)

Why are you in my business. Damn you're newsy what are you a spy?

by Gi James March 5, 2008

newayz

the slang veirson of anyway.becomes newayz

newayz was up wit you ?

by breshell April 14, 2004

newlyfed

The name of a newly released federal prison inmate who has been out for less than a year.

John: How long have you been out of federal pen?

Floyd: Man, I haven't been out not even a year.

John: Oh hell, you still a newlyfed then!

Floyd: Yep.

by K-Wye November 14, 2010