New England Faggots

When something isn't funny at all but is somehow hilarious.

That joke that he told about incest made me laugh so hard. It was like the New England faggots.

by Brettzel May 20, 2017

new england patriots

A football team that contains every black person in New England.

Every black person in New England is on the Patriots

by CaptainProjectile January 25, 2005

new england gangster

A resident of New England with that Old Money. Usually resides in a suburb of Boston but has a summer or winter house in one or more of the following locations: Nantucket, Marthas Vineyard, at the base of any N.E. ski resort, Kennebunkport or on the Cape. Graduate or attendee of a New England prep school and currently works for father or owns a company bought with family money.

John F. Kennedy was a supreme New England Gangster.

Most fortune 500 CEO's or VP's

by Tom Z. April 26, 2008

New England Earthquake

When a snowstorm or series of snowstorms hit the New England region causing buildings to collapse under the weight of the accumulated snow. Thus the end result of the collapsed building is the same of that as an earthquake.

That Nor'easter sure did a total. It seems like after all these storms, a New England Earthquake hit and destroyed the buildings.

by bookertdub February 23, 2011

New England Social

The act of dressing up in one's best apparel before commencing sexual intercourse, or during sexual intercourse. Tuxedo's, gowns, dresses, suits, etc....

Steve held a New England Social at his apartment.

by John 007 June 29, 2006

New England bite

A large, mouthful sized bite out of a piece of food.

"Someone just took a New England bite out of that muffin and then just left it on the table."

by Gerald Thompson September 20, 2019

New England Tumbleweed

A crumpled up Dunkin Donuts bag (litter) blowing and tumbling in the wind.

Yo check that shit out! That’s a New England Tumbleweed if I’ve ever seen one!

by ZefsDead January 25, 2019