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newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)
Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003
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newbies

A person in the begining stages of something. See new boy for the orgin of the word.
The newbies have just begun their training.
by NSH1212 March 7, 2008
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newbie

A person that is new to a game or forum. Not to be confused with n00b, a derogatory term to define either a new user to a game/forum or someone who acts stupidly regardless of account age or time played.
I just joined (insert site) and I don't know what I am doing yet! I hate being a newbie.
by kandykaleena October 2, 2007
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newbie nudes

Cool ass website where people can post naked pics of them selves.
My skanky neighbor posted her pic on newbie nudes.
by Johanna S. May 2, 2006
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Turbo Newbie

StarCraft term
In StarCraft, the act of transporting tanks onto a cliff above someone's main/expansion to destroy someone's economy. Missile turrets or bunkers can also be built to prevent a counter force from retaking the cliff.
My resources were comming in just fine, but my opponent "Turbo Newbied" my base/expansion and I lost my Nexus and most of my probes. If I had had a shuttle I could have countered.
by Stephen U. January 29, 2004
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newbie

One who has little experience and little skill. Originally a contraction of the phrase "new blood," it is not necessary an insulting term, although the derivative noob is almost always used in a negative sense.
LOL, that newbie's only lvl 6. :P
by The Abe July 16, 2008
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newbie metalhead

Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is the supreme genre.

How to spot one

1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.

Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.
person: Do you like N.W.A.?
newbie Metalhead: RAP IS CRAP!
by joe725 December 25, 2007
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