poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back

Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!

by Robes100 October 14, 2013

nesli

most beautiful woman on earth
nice and cute
the one and only

she is MY gf deal with it

by javier b. April 26, 2005

Nelin

The most beautiful best friend and amazing person with the cutest face 🥺

Oh look at Nelin she is such a perfect human being

by Jesusyeeter April 14, 2020

netlingo

A website that gives parents a very skewed view of strange textspeak that no child will ever use.

-over text-
Parent: WYCM? Let's talk F2F.
Child: ....what?
Parent: netlingo lied to me!

by ToujoursTard December 8, 2010

nesting

Nesting is a ritual performed by pregnant women in ridding the house, the "nest", from anything potentially harmful to the soon to be born child.
This can also be seen as a phase before menstruation where the woman enjoys cuddling and snuggling more than usual.

Barbera: I think Darcy is pregnant.
Heather: Why do you think that?
Barbera: Because shes nesting.

by Vela October 14, 2004

Nealing

(Verb): 1. the action in where a person is following or tagging along in a group that no one wants there.

2. the action where one takes the subject of racism personal and gets too serious about it.

(Noun): 1. when one invites him or herself to an event

2. When one uses racism for no reason and protects racist slang terms with incoherent examples.

(Verb): 1. "Why is here" "Word, he's nealing so bad right now"

2. "You weren't a slave alright, calm down and stop nealing"

(Noun): 1. "Dude we like never hang out, dont be a neal" "A neal, shit, ok ok i'll leave"

2. "I suffered for 300 years" "'I suffered', c'mon, don't be a neal"

by RealTalkYourScumbaggingMeBro45 March 23, 2010

nesmin

Something you've got me by

You've sure got me by the nesmins!

by Zeromancer May 18, 2005