Guys with IQ higher than your weight. You made fun of them when you were at school but you would be lucky if you get employed as janitors in their businesses.
by George February 25, 2004
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Get the later nerds mug.The biggest idiots on the planet. They pretend to be geeks or nerds to be cool.
You see, if you're like me, you've been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. Then you see these jackasses walking along, speaking in 1337 in REAL LIFE like idiots, using terms like "uber" and "w00t," professing how much of a nerd they are. They have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
Meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would WANT to be a nerd.
Why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? Are people stupid?
The answer is a definite yes.
You see, if you're like me, you've been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. Then you see these jackasses walking along, speaking in 1337 in REAL LIFE like idiots, using terms like "uber" and "w00t," professing how much of a nerd they are. They have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
Meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would WANT to be a nerd.
Why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? Are people stupid?
The answer is a definite yes.
Fake nerds: "lol uber w00t! I know how to go to MySpace at school! It's easy, you just open command prompt, type tracert myspace.com, wait, and then copy the IP into the address bar! I'm such a nerd, I'm sorry!"
Real nerds: "I'm going to die alone."
Real nerds: "I'm going to die alone."
by Stevuph O'Jimsen August 11, 2009
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Poindexter's nerdstincts were tingling, but it was too late as Nelson had cornered him in the school yard. No lunch for Poindexter today.....
by Alfred Bennard May 8, 2007
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The resonating howls of nerdscreams filled the dork's computer room as SK Gaming shamelessly defeated M'uru in their world-first kill.
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