Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.

It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?

by T_Hark March 7, 2011

this guy needs a biscuit

used when an opponent is low on hp or in a bad position in fortnite

this guy needs a biscuit bro

by syrnesto May 28, 2019

Needy

The word that causes Needle to slap whoever says it.

"Don't call me Needy!"

by A random cat from a video game February 12, 2022

needyness

The amount of attention and help that somebody requires to function.

Dude, Rachel and me are over. I just got sick of buying her shit and treating her like a princess. Her needyness level is just way to high for me right now.

by Zachy P July 9, 2010

needy text

when someone sends you another text message because you haven't replied to the last one they sent you (if you were ignoring them or it wasn't worth replying too).

evan, via text: so i walked my dog today.
{no response}
evan, via text: you have a dog, right?
brittany, via text: NEEDY TEXT!

by bpwa February 16, 2009

he needs some milk

An internet meme originating from a video about a man high and going into shock when given water and it being suggested to give him milk.

Oh he just go shot!
He needs some milk.

by 0000Ron0000 October 8, 2016

Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006