One of the top five nicest towns in massachusetts...wealthiest and safest city of its size in the united states. chestnut hill, waban, west newton hill, and parts of newton center have both money AND class...connecticut should take some notes
Connecticut tool: fairfield is like sooooo fucking rich!
Massachusettian: yea, but there's more to life than money...the only reason fairfield is rich and republican is because ct used to have no income tax...goes to show ya! (newton=high victorian respectability, not 20th century nouveau riche)
Massachusettian: yea, but there's more to life than money...the only reason fairfield is rich and republican is because ct used to have no income tax...goes to show ya! (newton=high victorian respectability, not 20th century nouveau riche)
by masshole? nah... May 11, 2007
Get the newton mug.A small town in County Durham in the north east of England that contains many chavs. The biggest highlight of this town is Tesco. This town has 2 comprehensive schools that always threaten to fight eachother but never actually do it. Newton Aycliffe town centre is filled with pigeons and stinks of shite. There is a greggs in the town centre too. There are many parks in aycliffe that you will find 13 year old chavs drinking in and if you're lucky they might even shout some abuse at you, Tesco park is one example of where you will find these people (it is called tesco park because it is near tesco). Newton Aycliffe also has a woods called 'the burn' many people have been raped and stabbed. If you are looking for a fight you could go to one of the most classy places in Aycliffe, DL5 this is a bar/club also known as D L Dive.
I would advise that people don't come here :')
I would advise that people don't come here :')
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Town off interstate 80, 30 minutes east of Des Moines. One of the largest manufacturers of methamphetamine in the entire country in the 90's and early 2000's, now full of opioid pill addicts. Home of the original Maytag washer and dryer company until they sold to Whirlpool around 2008 and ruined everyone's lives. Tried to make it up by building the Iowa Speedway Nascar track that brought zero jobs. Uses old Maytag buildings for a wind turbine company that brought many Mexican's from (see definition of) Marshalltown, IA, and a box plant and bullshit entry level crap work. Also, Chicago started sending their section 8 black gangbangers to town, so now there is not just the white trash, but plenty of Mexican's and blacks. Still only one Asian.
" I live in Newton, IA, because I do drugs or was screwed over by Maytag, or both."
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Get the Newton, IA mug.The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola
Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
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This law is part of a set, known colloquially as Newton's Laws, collectively discovered by Newton when observing that his Turds accelerated downwards and not sideways or diagonal.
This law states that 'for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction'.
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This law is part of a set, known colloquially as Newton's Laws, collectively discovered by Newton when observing that his Turds accelerated downwards and not sideways or diagonal.
This law states that 'for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction'.
Newton's Turd Law is the explanation for water splashback when taking a shit, why larger shits have appropriately larger splashbacks, and why gigantic shits could break the toilet.
We are looking forward to hosting the prestigious international physics-chemistry conference in which participants will have the opportunity to present experimental data and physical samples involving Newton's Turd Law.
If you poop in my bedroom, I will be forced by the physical law of nature known as Newton's Turd Law to defecate in your bedroom, equally by total quantity in volume, assuming a similar density of substance.
If you poop in my bedroom, I will be forced by the physical law of nature known as Newton's Turd Law to defecate in your bedroom, equally by total quantity in volume, assuming a similar density of substance.
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v. 1. To call somebody by their necronym.
v. 2. To out somebody's necronym to the public.
v. 1. To call somebody by their necronym.
v. 2. To out somebody's necronym to the public.
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