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tame the neanderthal

Practice of removing body hair that most women don't need to remove, like the tops of feet or lower back. Removing hair in regions that women don't have unless they're neaderthals.
Man, my toe hair is getting bushy again... I better go tame the neanderthal.
by Dori C. December 12, 2008
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Neanderthal Girl

A (COPYRIGHTED) term which originally referenced one unfortunate teenage girl who strongly resembles a Cro-Magnon female in appearance. Now used as a nickname to describe any female who resembles a Neanderthal, but to distinguish from the original Neanderthal Girl, the town is added to the name. Example: PCNG (Port Charlotte Neanderthal Girl).
None of them can beat the original though.
The mythological residence of the so-called "Modern-Day Neanderthals" is a place called "Neanderpines" supposedly located near Tampa, Florida. However, in real life, these Cro-Magnon lookalikes can be found in any community across America, though the original, and many others, are found in south Florida.
Some common characteristics of Neanderthal Girls include, but are not limited to, the following: Extremely bushy eyebrows (or a unibrow); protruding brow bones; crooked, yellow, or just plain BAD teeth; an overly large and misshapen nose; really ratty, greasy, frizzy, unkempt hair; a protruding and/or overly square jaw; short stature; and possible (though not proven) uncanny ability to hunt and make stone tools, with little knowledge of agriculture as it prefers a more primitive method of hunting and gathering.
Personality wise, they are annoying, intelligent but hopelessly lacking in the common sense department, irritatingly random, and think they are attractive.
The theme song of Neanderthals everywhere:
"I'm a Neanderthal man, you're a Neanderthal girl, let's make Neanderthal love, in this Neanderthal world."

"Where can you see Neanderthals? Only in Neanderpines."
by PLAH January 3, 2006
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Neanderthalesque

Someone who is incredibly stupid beyond description
american conservativism is the most backwards neanderthalesque ideology
by Jurchy July 20, 2021
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Neanderthalic

Being similar to or thinking like a Neanderthal.

Often used as a replacement insult for Dumb or Stupid.
Hey dude, you should install Tik-Tok.

Nah, that entire platform is Neanderthalic.
by S e a f o u r March 28, 2022
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Neanderthal Kisses

Rubbing your eyebrows together while grunting.
She's cute and all, but then she gave me neanderthal kisses.
by NeanderthalKisses May 25, 2022
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Neanderthal Supremacist

An ideology that views Neanderthals as supreme to homo sapiens. A view so niche that it could only be held by fat, sperging self-proclaimed 'cavemen' who've failed in every aspect of life to the point of coping by calling themselves Neanderthal supremacist.
Hey, David, see that fat, smelly idiot over there? What's the deal with him
Oh, Mike, he's just a Neanderthal Supremacist
by Caomat November 4, 2023
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Neanderthal

unrefined, primitive-mannered, aloof techbros, usually seen walking in herds or packs in your organisation. (A.k.a neo's, like the matrix!)
yo wtf, there's a bunch of neos or neanderthals sitting on our desk!
by Storeman March 10, 2024
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