Neo-Neanderthal

The kind of people (both male and female), who instinctively only care about breeding with a cute/attractive counterpart. They are usually not very well educated and spend their time in bars scouting for potential victims of their blissful ignorance on using others.

"Dude, check out that guy jumping through that group of fine girls..."
"Yeah mate! She's a total neo-neanderthal!"

by Thedoragon November 24, 2017

Spiraling Neanderthal

When you fuck a redhead on her period.

This chick I banged last night was the worst Spiraling Neanderthal I have ever done!

by KaneKewl November 4, 2011

Neanderthal Supremacist

An ideology that views Neanderthals as supreme to homo sapiens. A view so niche that it could only be held by fat, sperging self-proclaimed 'cavemen' who've failed in every aspect of life to the point of coping by calling themselves Neanderthal supremacist.

Hey, David, see that fat, smelly idiot over there? What's the deal with him
Oh, Mike, he's just a Neanderthal Supremacist

by Caomat November 4, 2023

Diseased Neanderthal

A white person, particularly one who is racist and ugly.

When you're a diseased neanderthal, you look 50 by the time you hit 25.

by Charming Dentist January 7, 2024

Modern Neanderthal

A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't

Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!

by MyNameIsNotJay September 5, 2022

The neanderthal mark

When you are having sexual encounters with an individual and you suddenly notice their ex's name is still tattooed on them you suddenly jizz on the name and use your dick to leave your mark

I gave her the neanderthal mark.

by Anne$pitz November 27, 2022

Neanderthal Kisses

Rubbing your eyebrows together while grunting.

She's cute and all, but then she gave me neanderthal kisses.

by NeanderthalKisses May 25, 2022