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Neanderthalic

Being similar to or thinking like a Neanderthal.

Often used as a replacement insult for Dumb or Stupid.
Hey dude, you should install Tik-Tok.

Nah, that entire platform is Neanderthalic.
by S e a f o u r March 28, 2022
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Spiraling Neanderthal

When you fuck a redhead on her period.
This chick I banged last night was the worst Spiraling Neanderthal I have ever done!
by KaneKewl November 4, 2011
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Slutty neanderthal

A female whose brain functions at a bit of a primitive pace, with the exception of her thoughts bout takin the dick, she is up to times on that subject.
I tell you what. ....that Emily has some quirky ways bout her, but her being a slutty neanderthal has had its advantages. ...she makes me do things i been scared to ask other girls to try
by Genious817adam November 7, 2019
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Neanderthal Supremacist

An ideology that views Neanderthals as supreme to homo sapiens. A view so niche that it could only be held by fat, sperging self-proclaimed 'cavemen' who've failed in every aspect of life to the point of coping by calling themselves Neanderthal supremacist.
Hey, David, see that fat, smelly idiot over there? What's the deal with him
Oh, Mike, he's just a Neanderthal Supremacist
by Caomat November 4, 2023
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Neanderthal Kisses

Rubbing your eyebrows together while grunting.
She's cute and all, but then she gave me neanderthal kisses.
by NeanderthalKisses May 25, 2022
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Neo-Neanderthal

The kind of people (both male and female), who instinctively only care about breeding with a cute/attractive counterpart. They are usually not very well educated and spend their time in bars scouting for potential victims of their blissful ignorance on using others.
"Dude, check out that guy jumping through that group of fine girls..."
"Yeah mate! She's a total neo-neanderthal!"
by Thedoragon November 24, 2017
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The neanderthal mark

When you are having sexual encounters with an individual and you suddenly notice their ex's name is still tattooed on them you suddenly jizz on the name and use your dick to leave your mark
I gave her the neanderthal mark.
by Anne$pitz November 27, 2022
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