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National be a bitch day

To be a bitch and not care what people think of you
Person 1: it’s national be a bitch day!
Person 2: now I can tell people to fuck their mom!

National Smack a Short Bitch Day 

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

National Beat Your Bitch Up Day 

“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”

National Fuck A random bitch day

On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today

National Cheat on your Bitch Day 

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.
“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”

national fuck an ugly bitch day 

November 12th for who are named Harry ! Dumbass hoeeeeee
Wow! It’s Harry’s Day! National fuck an ugly bitch day.