Naising

The act of spreading Mayonnaise on bread thickly without missing any spots

Yeah dude, I'm just naising my sandwich right now.

by somersetbirder June 19, 2023

nursing degree

1. consuming a beer in a democratic nature 2. failing to finish a beer in a timely manner

Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and working on their nursing degree again"
Marc-"hey at least i'm not as democratic as don himself, sharing a miller lite with a 2 and leaving half of it"

by f23ftw January 13, 2008

Narding

When a male procedes to stick his nose into another mans anal cavity

I love narding with my pals!

by seth03 June 15, 2011

nursing home

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.

Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

nursing home

A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.

"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."

by newothegreat September 4, 2003

nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.

Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.

by AndyFM January 11, 2022

Nursing blowjob

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one is giving you a blowjob

I had a threesome last night they gave me a nursing blowjob

by anonymous November 16, 2022