narkotika

the norwegian word for drugs in typical.

“hey man i just got narkotika from norway!”
“narkotika? what the actual sweat camelball is that?”
“hardcore drugs, jeremy”

by clumpymilk August 8, 2021

Narkotik Kal

Narkotik kal is when you look at something and you just know yeah they have been narkotik kal for a while now. Narkotik kal can be claimed to be the second best compliment as it is just standard. Having a narkotik kal type of day is the equivalent to having a day in paradise, smoking a joint on a beautiful sunny day, just perfect and standard.

Wow thawn it is such a Narkotik Kal kind of day. Yeah sean it has been for a while now.

by hard bass July 28, 2022

Naoko

A name used for a bitch fat ugly delusional whore that only sucks dick for getting a bit of the love that nor her parents or her retarded autistic writing skills will ever get her.

"Oh, what a bitch was that girl!"
"Yeah right? She's probably Naoko."
"Oh yeah she must be. Her mental age must be one of an ant's"

by You know who. Get a life. May 19, 2025

Narkotik kal

A song by a absolutely FUCKING GOOD Russian band. That I definitely get fucked by if I could get fucked by.
(Russian ver of this)
Песня абсолютно ЧЕРТОВСКИ ХОРОШАЯ российская группа. Что меня определенно трахают, если бы меня трахнули.

Guy/woman 1: “dude have you heard that song “narkotik kal?””

Guy/woman 2: “yeah. I listen to that shit daily”

Russian ver:
Парень/женщина 1: «Чувак, ты слышал эту песню «narkotik kal?»»

Парень/женщина 2: «да. Я слушаю это дерьмо каждый день»

by Яненавижу_тебя October 6, 2025